Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Vista ready to download (spam poem)

I was a veteran before I was a teenager.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does
in speeches: boys will be boys and even that wouldn't matter
if only we could prevent girls from being girls.

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit
a woman with his hat on. If there were only turnips and potatoes
in the world, someone would complain that plants grow
the wrong way - the confidence in another man's virtue
is no light evidence of a man's own, and God willingly
favors such a confidence.What a dreadful thing it must be
to have a dull father.

Friendship is the only thing in the world concerning
the usefulness of which all mankind are agreed -
in business, the competition will bite you if you keep running,
if you stand still, they will swallow you. The jack-of-all-trades
seldom is good at any. Concentrate
all of your efforts
on one definite chief aim:
do the thing and you will have the power.


But to not do the thing, had not the power.

Man is a dog's ideal of what God should be.

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