Short dictionary poem for reincarnated Irish people with glasses

aw-akee at wake

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II.

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III.

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cactus is a verse that you read by inserting a tap on its side and drinking the sweet ambrosia (google poem)

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you can actually read about it here

over the disillusioned appearing

but for accident you must read revolution.

if you want to hear a more rockin’ than Joyce
pick this poem while it's still in print
you have constantly the warrant of life
and experience in what you read

did you know that me, your Author,
considered these standard (read: banal)

I used to read a lot before I had you

a lease for better deeds than verse
earth-moving machines
groan all and always
sweet to hear of
baby factory in fire
cadavers in cactus arms
fluorescent paint is not eternity

illumination verse all cut and dried
the circulation in the large rotunda

this verse has an... author ambulanceman ambrosia

carve peace signs on your browser
you'll gain knowledge and power
that will enable you to search the web
the hard part is learning to doubt what you read
so be sure you read this as completely non-political
or otherwise stop right now and re-read the words above

want you to drink to the greatest literary failure
go ahead and drink whatever you want

blog full of readers with a sweet tooth –
I admire people like you, aristocratic crooked
wild teenagers, blessed men and women everywhere
who read – but it’s not the fall that kills you;

it’s the sudden stop

the verse groans and labors with its load
and goes not forward