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I.
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II.
and he likes my aunt decisively
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I infer that poisoning is not always
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III.
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Get involved (cut-up spam poem)

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C-klein (cut-up spam poem)

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llikremo (totally unedited spam poem)

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Always hungry for new sausage (cut-up spam poem)

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Make boner (cut-up spam poem)

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open
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Are not chimera (cut-up spam poem - list of things not to do)

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learn to relax this time (cut-up spam poem)

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she knows your packing a big sausage (cut-up spam poem)

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no more 1 minute wonders (cut-up spam poem)

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till now four patients feared they may be happening now
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Wonder-Medicine (cut-up spam poem)

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came back from (cut-up spam poem)

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Is this it (cut-up spam poem)

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Joe is knitting & pleading
somatic plan
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outside the city a face hums a dream

punishment mated without paying heed money

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average enthusiasm

short interval

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the paper, modern madness
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current load painted the timid question.