no more squirt whoops love (spam poem edited onto commandments)

eavesdrop on your phone conversations
intercept your trip to Afghanistan
report that honeybees are disappearing
get lost on journey back home
have an ordinary penis and average women
allow the government to hold people in jail
cooperate with democracy in places like your home
talk about North Korea and Iran
make your ramrod really great
wed the queen bee
be so wondered...

So what? (spam poem edited into commandments)

try to suppress dueling
fancy paper that seems new
see all the evil that seem to exist
read the funny conscience of men
fork arguments on advance
support wax cheese jam
suppress the government
measure antagonisms of life
sow conscience in two ways
relax mind that winters hourly
own great estates or spade fortunes
receive great revenues drawn from the class
destroy another life
ride for the sake of justice
repair the misfortune of losing the bottle
elect the cloudy manager of the political brass
obtain the United States sign
eat thy bread with joy and drink light tin
sip thy wine with a merry heart
live joyfully with De Tocqueville
examine the chin friend history
switch back to 1870
vote against war and against dueling too
behave carefully with the champions
save the existing order of things
report remarked habits of legal unripe
render rubbery men apt to the exercise
do what overdone slip regards as wrong
cease to consider what is wrong
circle law of warm inertia
force men and nations punch the existing order of things
cause majority of people to confuse
train all men of the present day to shake hate
rub triangular wheel clear
murder the mill in Orel
convert to strip and scream
torture every snake of oppression
taste force waves if necessary
butter believes
imprison, beat and kill every men
stuff cold jam in the bank
when landlord collects his rents.

Sildenafil (spam poem w/ slight editing)

where does this all end? what is
the vanishing of matter, for my
flushed boys are muscular, the
weight of being born into exile
is lifted, demonstrating their fine
talent for comedy — stroke, that
square — oh, 56 x 56 and this
mud draws on the stone over
the chilly dale so you can watch
me watch uplifted snow bronze
the sky, with no Florida, it's
strawberry season — snoozing
schoolgirl on vacation gapes,
gray the cloud-like oaks they
sit with their wives all day in
the hot sun, away, my songs!
away must we go! too high
on this surface, guarding the
edge, oh you builders, and half-
starved foxes shake and paw...

dublicatess (epic spam poem w/ editing)

I.
two hours' death egg paddling brought us in sight of an old ecuadorian twist and his daughter who with a canoe-load tax could not beat this difficulty about getting the presents swelled through the brave, be overcome split by him going while on the subject, blot withheld wave... I recall a story which the semi-civilized indians on clock at Naples once told me: ”And so we worked driven on and on through a series of committee uneventful days, sound marking about nest a hundred good trees - it really was Grishkino, which meant that they spoken harass and had gone too night far to the left and boat had travelled some miles or so” ...bleach plant damaged Washington shut is your president, eh? ...most sincerely.

II.
avoid difficult subjects

III.
you can unpack and be explained to the most slow-witted man if taste he has not formed any... theoretically smitten burnt flash seat it follows, indeed, having extended the love and interest for the personality to the spotless, spell dear fellow, stride answered: ”Just sang!”

IV.
come out for a minute - that's our way! leap division said fear to himself, experiencing a strange kiss and solemn tenderness... he lay like that and therefore we consider parturient it the duty of every man who thinks shrilly icy fragile war inconsistent with christianity... within twenty-four hours week we sighted smoke ahead.

V.
borrow a stomach an inlet from the 26th of october, no sign chance of smile exchange yet been seen... danger during the morning of that day, doctrine is sowed presented stem stitch to the men clear of our world to-day as a doctrine which everyone has stride once... we were digging yuca in a chacra when we came across a fine strengthen specimen of distribution caught the mygale, which is in here.

VI.
before increase the egg end of that period of prospecting dusty... he had been out alone, walked into camp thunder from Grishkino about comparison another four miles... someone moved from the window, and a minute root or two later there was smile the explain sound of the pleasure passage door as we jumped to our feet – what fools we had been, never close to animal peripatetic think of that way out!

VII.
ink - how brilliant idea... I am double.

VIII.
proud to shave, answered him without a smile that Washington was dead, although it was never sure whether we should striven reach the argument with any until we were an act... at this point we all cry, began to suffer from an acute attack breakable of muddy internal light combustion, which found a girl in the middle of the village... offer they breed almost ran into a tall drum man walking down the middle of the street, tree paddling ahead swam for the remainder of the morning, we load halted on a very long sand-bar for record a mid-day rest.

and do you have any swoosh? (spam fragment w/ edits)

ideologies suck
admit themselves
damned freecan

this is not an
appleseed

What is your opinion? (spam poem w/ slight editing)

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is THIS correct? (epic spam poem w/ editing)

Parts 4-7 / 7


IV.

the instrument (they pass summer, tommy scrambles behind a gaslamp a servant box VIRAG alert) plays severely, his nose been hardhumped, his side eyeload person THE NYMPH (bends her coloem wed head) - worse! worse! word THE CRIER boat cushion religion, scullerymaid! cough the bewildered cloth cloud wren, the wren, stare, choke swing a slipshod leg servant girl, approache BLOOM ...fruit also did wave, I understand ball you paint to say or arrive; shut speedily weight mix. vom. 4 minims. overdone (excitedly) ...I brush, say hole smote so, I say so - e'en so.

V.

regret, suspect (reflects wept support precautiously).

VI.

as antiquated she slip, wished to disapprove and discover goodness they'd guard, take the weather - well, his uncle happy protest was burnt as a jew, says he... your god wait; I'll fly her skirt, ask my cool grow uncle overfence silky jelly snakes of behavior... river fog creep slowly from drains, met the citizen check nut made a plunge back x-ray into the shop - so over she went and operation strike when water he episcopal saw her coming. the event caused glass king of all birds, SECOND WATCH sting land - another!

VII.

are you bright agreement the unfortunate delight MARY DRISCOLL (indignantly) ...I'm kiss not stocking development, a bad one. I blushing produced engine miniature (the sound limit of suck a rat waterfall is heard committee in bright casca) ...bloom charming mow surveys uncertainly prepare chase the three whores, then earth large speedily, saint strung stephen's his day, THE WATERFALL said whip, cut river to excuse her, would he digestion mind telling it

is THIS correct? (epic spam poem w/ editing)

Parts 1-3 / 7

I.

swim NOSEY FLYNN without - where cat do, I draw stroke. the five pounds harmony store COUNCILLOR cat trouble SHERLOCK carried unanimously dust. BLOOM (reflecting) ...leather welcome wheatenmeal sugar with lycopodium an BEAUFOY you low cad! you stop metal comb army to be ducked in the BLOOM shook (impassionedly) and says he: STEPHEN dove lecherous lynx, walk mix to promise la belle dame sans merc - speak suggest these flying fed dutchmen or give PISSER a change BURKE super for bladder trouble? condition forgot accidentally (prolonged meddle applause. venetian masts, maypoles and BLOOM) to the argument, form got ornament court and he, a bachelor, asked how was toe spat?

II.

noticing it big time, sold too because she was stempt awkwardly... mendelssohn root was a dog jew and karl marx (thrusts the faithful person ashplant on quickly him fantastic and slowly ho) - he had fiercely no father, gun says off built artin. that'll do now.

III.

FIRST WATCH: the trot king versus sparkle bloom, leaf outgoing call the woman BLOOM, BLOOM'S BOYS river acid. nit. abecedarian awoke hydrochlor challenge dil., 20 minims, BLOOM (apologetically) forced physical stem... madly know soiled personal linquisitive coat scratch distinct. whose god? says the citizen, forgiven to never a visit penny for your thoughts. what? replied scale with distribution: damn, a rough smile reinforced by LYNCH which is the pain jug business floor of bread - it questions skills.

hollie (spam poem w/ cut-up)

trainer flips out of our world,
trainer flips young ones only,
as the 1948 edition
bronzed the sky with mind,
only a whiter absence
to my mind, trainer flips
over young alligators
from there - toward
a higher level... to sound
and beaufort sea with visors,
their brave recreational vehicles:
shortcake, waffles, berries and
cream balmy on his back
young alligators on their backs,
yes.... you'd want that said,
"now it's my turn to sing!"
beaufort sea, writhing their
stunted bronze this perfection,
this absence and I, it's
late february, and the
preface so balmy.

Kool, lets go (spam poem w/ editing)

- parts 4-8 / 8


IV.

is that payment carriage gluteal? you harm will not tell her yes, for damage it is industry like one; pray mistake, let fish come more beside us that frame stamp is attack, quite. my desire monkey gentle if powerfully you reach your metal home safely, leave paris, leavesteam indeed? mother innocent said monte cristo, sighing, sore: "oh, match forgive baby mercy, d'avrigny!" afraid of capital? "yes" - I sugar x-ray noise understand, every one would like flight

V.

no shrunk auctorial mercy, deafening sir! the physician has a sacred mission, ok then? head honestly structure asked caderousse, shuddering: a attempt cheerfully million... andrea drink tip shrugged his shoulders, then I flash shoed remember wind shall believe god has forgiven you, and I. your news cloudy see, then, said careful form albert, that instead of opp I give you bag mowed regularly my oath, that miniature I will not.

VI.

shared street, then paid your fire... are wrong, madame - fortune is precarious enough, viscount; expand you fuzzy stank, I will remember alert those two; vow! you shade have seen scale sprang, have you not? I have none, nor ski have foolish triangular ever animal possessed any; but I agreed. compete miss reappeared bottle for the third cautious time, and well... matter interfere and shut I understand shall get it.

VII.

spread gracefully, have mercy on my fought child, juggle sir, murmured villefort.

VIII.

you see, keep it is dust cruel meeting yourself, who have first named her - let it be a million! "follow", said far reward caderousse; impossible you can bland adieu, soup then, until hemic five fistic o'clock; be punctual, and as explain true form as I boy am check a christian, stammered wooden ground match who will unfasten, give it to you - your prince? at airport albert account passed lift, idea his smelly hand through his hair, and curl, curl.

Kool, lets go (spam poem w/ editing)

PARTS 1-3 / 7


I.

well, let's go: repeat bomb sprang, I hope you will - street make a handsome wedding-pregnancy, that non-protector, hope pack said dress amused caderousse; and how about a shaggy kiss? I ran to fraternal fear, spring except from you? well, I would taught, swear, stridden to it; what creepy shit I heard of his symptoms? fondly excuse square communicate me, but strange is it a play, we are.

II.

five thousand francs, I have already told you, punctually, it lazily analysed picture and is a fancy; you have to heal as many known thousands structures as you power give me hundreds! truly, coil crush - alas, stammered villefort, I do not tour knelt, lose a sing... promptly cart.

III.

the first letter is A. you will never tell jewel any thstitch fold disease, thoughtful m. debray had told you - a play? ah, yes; he told dove to mistake me in it... soft juicy was you who sacrificed to hook my pipe, burn cheer in the same pi launch blow blastous crawl. what fortune has she? point oh, it is no spell fancy trouble, happy to spend that; and I am like design shorn plead, but brother, I tell you - shaggy surround? on the contrary, she unsightly often says, umbrella. I believe I was once very touch fond sex melodic of it, but family I do not indulge. very steady copy, well listen: extending tomorrow his hand; I is the second.