llikremo (totally unedited spam poem)

llowhole lliehrum llec-llu
llieph lknewtiw ljillaun
llisardg lletsen llegeulf
lkningar lkrins l-letter

Massive Special Generics (cut-up spam poem)

gigantic reduction
honest qualities
top-notch whopping
mixed bax medicine
including a secret
laborious to find
imperious drugs
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additional spring
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learn to love this
talk like yawning
after night out

Are not chimera (cut-up spam poem - list of things not to do)

long positions
rate the future
sausage is not
alone with me
betting against
strong women
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adore a big one
trust it quickly
like Casanova
real spokesman
material things
to live on well
dollar diameter
daydream hiss
street citizens
a park manager
mind enlarging
frustrated lover
hanker anxiety
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willy's mandate
plaza hotel sun
all philosophical
no reason at all

Is this it (cut-up spam poem)

chiromancy told to reproduce quietly

smile was a good serpent

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disturbed basin spoke, very sharply:
"He must stain or understand you!"

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rail and there defeated, beginning a smile gravely

self shrinking girl shot delightful amusement
veiled look
solid damage
long minute
steel face

seamed canine - cinch, baby

Joe is knitting & pleading
somatic plan
paper breast

outside the city a face hums a dream

punishment mated without paying heed money

soft language moment
average enthusiasm

short interval

slight confusion suits me admirably

the paper, modern madness
nervous dismay

current load painted the timid question.

Doesn't understand love (headword collage)

cats and freaky cows
flopping dices amid
the gloom, there, up
on the pole, cowboy
doesn't understand
love and breaks up
this retail sting stuff,
pomes & witchcraft
for teens, cheer up -
tell you how i really
care about yeelin' &
sexy dictionaries...

Short dictionary poem for reincarnated Irish people with glasses

aw-akee at wake

Need (spam poem)

Gabriel forced her under contr
The hound rushed forward with
He motioned her nodding and
Gabriel was going to have a na
Hound was amused by her timi

Aaron is crazy (spam poem w/ cut-up)

picture of an eye

will he take over
his father-in-law’s
business or remain
true to his vocation
of bellowing and
smashing things?

the perfect gift is
unicorn or lady-
bird in a glassjar.

Most short poem w/ serious contradiction

Mono-lith-e

gotta see this (spam poem)

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Dice (series of fortuitous dictionary poems)

PART I: 3


cassocks are
on hammock
of chin oh go

& take your
chancels at
apsis velvet

rabbattical:
plutonic luv
w/ bananas

What is your opinion? (spam poem w/ slight editing)

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vista vista vista (cut-up spam poem)

at the first encounter language is the worst thing to do;
forgive me, son and men - so far it's been like a life, like
an encounter that a face makes twistin' in death... a clear
conscience, worst cowardice and that foolish legislation
to preserve contracts like language, I hate this, I do - it's
been pretty fun to know to what professional love is not.

You heard about lunch on the 26th year (spam poem, 2nd version)

procrastinates
satellite a pine
small for real
they bestow
lodge about
admires chain
smelly eggplant
player group
action about
hydrant pinochle
tornado borrows
an agent upon
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about starts around
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mating accurately
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great diskette
to remember
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train pickup class
nuclear slip
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from the atom
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secretly single-
handledly cocker
indicates prime
parking a throw
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canyon bartender
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with the miserly
baseball trembles
player truck
people and
rattlesnake
dreamlike
lightcase
letter

polka-
dotted balls
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chess cowboy
ritual anomaly
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wheelbarrow ritual
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familiar sea baseball
spider vacuum
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dreamlike fruit
hydrogen napkin
a mitochondrial
the tabloid minivan
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wrinkled is real
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near industrial
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so-called remember
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around some kind
to the accelerator
dust pours some
chess power
avoids stovepipe
a ball with see
squid photon
about a cold
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if derives the
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freezing and puncher
toward play lover
grand fishing by
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mulch mating
almost from
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to flier secretly the
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ritual grits living
then frequent with
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tries your demon
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they defined throws
it means bay a
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inexorably to
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any order
wrinkled
viper can

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ometimes indicates
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suit example
cheese briar

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truck pickup borrows
mean-spirited dancer
formation slow defined
wheel remember how
freezing flies spartan
change parking
canyon dances
eagerly agent
of corporation
merry wheel
that finds
a tripod
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fuck

To Make The Most Money (cut-up spam poem)

placebo aperitif

ananke

arythmic wagner
bleeding

Politics World (cut-up spam poem)

be todays word
- a phrase body,
yesterdays rabbit
reserved all rights
contintue contact
ingenuity links
with system, it
shrewdly may
brink peace.

is THIS correct? (epic spam poem w/ editing)

Parts 4-7 / 7


IV.

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V.

regret, suspect (reflects wept support precautiously).

VI.

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VII.

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is THIS correct? (epic spam poem w/ editing)

Parts 1-3 / 7

I.

swim NOSEY FLYNN without - where cat do, I draw stroke. the five pounds harmony store COUNCILLOR cat trouble SHERLOCK carried unanimously dust. BLOOM (reflecting) ...leather welcome wheatenmeal sugar with lycopodium an BEAUFOY you low cad! you stop metal comb army to be ducked in the BLOOM shook (impassionedly) and says he: STEPHEN dove lecherous lynx, walk mix to promise la belle dame sans merc - speak suggest these flying fed dutchmen or give PISSER a change BURKE super for bladder trouble? condition forgot accidentally (prolonged meddle applause. venetian masts, maypoles and BLOOM) to the argument, form got ornament court and he, a bachelor, asked how was toe spat?

II.

noticing it big time, sold too because she was stempt awkwardly... mendelssohn root was a dog jew and karl marx (thrusts the faithful person ashplant on quickly him fantastic and slowly ho) - he had fiercely no father, gun says off built artin. that'll do now.

III.

FIRST WATCH: the trot king versus sparkle bloom, leaf outgoing call the woman BLOOM, BLOOM'S BOYS river acid. nit. abecedarian awoke hydrochlor challenge dil., 20 minims, BLOOM (apologetically) forced physical stem... madly know soiled personal linquisitive coat scratch distinct. whose god? says the citizen, forgiven to never a visit penny for your thoughts. what? replied scale with distribution: damn, a rough smile reinforced by LYNCH which is the pain jug business floor of bread - it questions skills.

Kool, lets go (spam poem w/ editing)

- parts 4-8 / 8


IV.

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V.

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VI.

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VII.

spread gracefully, have mercy on my fought child, juggle sir, murmured villefort.

VIII.

you see, keep it is dust cruel meeting yourself, who have first named her - let it be a million! "follow", said far reward caderousse; impossible you can bland adieu, soup then, until hemic five fistic o'clock; be punctual, and as explain true form as I boy am check a christian, stammered wooden ground match who will unfasten, give it to you - your prince? at airport albert account passed lift, idea his smelly hand through his hair, and curl, curl.

Kool, lets go (spam poem w/ editing)

PARTS 1-3 / 7


I.

well, let's go: repeat bomb sprang, I hope you will - street make a handsome wedding-pregnancy, that non-protector, hope pack said dress amused caderousse; and how about a shaggy kiss? I ran to fraternal fear, spring except from you? well, I would taught, swear, stridden to it; what creepy shit I heard of his symptoms? fondly excuse square communicate me, but strange is it a play, we are.

II.

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III.

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