So what? (spam poem edited into commandments)

try to suppress dueling
fancy paper that seems new
see all the evil that seem to exist
read the funny conscience of men
fork arguments on advance
support wax cheese jam
suppress the government
measure antagonisms of life
sow conscience in two ways
relax mind that winters hourly
own great estates or spade fortunes
receive great revenues drawn from the class
destroy another life
ride for the sake of justice
repair the misfortune of losing the bottle
elect the cloudy manager of the political brass
obtain the United States sign
eat thy bread with joy and drink light tin
sip thy wine with a merry heart
live joyfully with De Tocqueville
examine the chin friend history
switch back to 1870
vote against war and against dueling too
behave carefully with the champions
save the existing order of things
report remarked habits of legal unripe
render rubbery men apt to the exercise
do what overdone slip regards as wrong
cease to consider what is wrong
circle law of warm inertia
force men and nations punch the existing order of things
cause majority of people to confuse
train all men of the present day to shake hate
rub triangular wheel clear
murder the mill in Orel
convert to strip and scream
torture every snake of oppression
taste force waves if necessary
butter believes
imprison, beat and kill every men
stuff cold jam in the bank
when landlord collects his rents.