Wednesday, September 26, 2007

life is short (cut-up spam poem)

about the situation:

Dadullah made a scene
in the middle of an
e-mail massacre

his cock will remain in school
(Will Polytechic) - he did
mention address too,

go against the current all
your petty life

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

equals more enjoyment (cut-up spam poem)

british foreign secretary
mr big boy
has scored
- sole being
with masked men
proceeded carefully
6 blue nazis compensate
this whole tribal congress
push and fight
for gold metal
of morons

Monday, September 24, 2007

Doesn't understand love (headword collage)

cats and freaky cows
flopping dices amid
the gloom, there, up
on the pole, cowboy
doesn't understand
love and breaks up
this retail sting stuff,
pomes & witchcraft
for teens, cheer up -
tell you how i really
care about yeelin' &
sexy dictionaries...

Short dictionary poem for reincarnated Irish people with glasses

aw-akee at wake

Saturday, September 22, 2007

on the loose (headword collage)

exotic mealtime -
cut the dictionary for children

pray for directions how to build an outhouse
for short cowboys

to try that, to hold a terrifying beast:

serious stuff like poetry and stupid songs

Need (spam poem)

Gabriel forced her under contr
The hound rushed forward with
He motioned her nodding and
Gabriel was going to have a na
Hound was amused by her timi

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

VERY easy and VERY effective (two spams in one poem)

by early november the meaning was clear: investors were
pulling out of the languishing british property market - only
rhyme or reason or right to deny my love, or my shareholders,

the destabilizing because of inflationary implications
and another way to kneel.

Monday, September 17, 2007

So what? (spam poem edited into commandments)

try to suppress dueling
fancy paper that seems new
see all the evil that seem to exist
read the funny conscience of men
fork arguments on advance
support wax cheese jam
suppress the government
measure antagonisms of life
sow conscience in two ways
relax mind that winters hourly
own great estates or spade fortunes
receive great revenues drawn from the class
destroy another life
ride for the sake of justice
repair the misfortune of losing the bottle
elect the cloudy manager of the political brass
obtain the United States sign
eat thy bread with joy and drink light tin
sip thy wine with a merry heart
live joyfully with De Tocqueville
examine the chin friend history
switch back to 1870
vote against war and against dueling too
behave carefully with the champions
save the existing order of things
report remarked habits of legal unripe
render rubbery men apt to the exercise
do what overdone slip regards as wrong
cease to consider what is wrong
circle law of warm inertia
force men and nations punch the existing order of things
cause majority of people to confuse
train all men of the present day to shake hate
rub triangular wheel clear
murder the mill in Orel
convert to strip and scream
torture every snake of oppression
taste force waves if necessary
butter believes
imprison, beat and kill every men
stuff cold jam in the bank
when landlord collects his rents.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Holiday time (spam poem w/ cut-up)

I.
it has been remarked that in high-pitched times great drop fill fervor, religious men sometimes change their religious portion, cute of the French debt is the consequence of two successive taught invasions: cry and the subtract union... been alone from the year 1789.

II.
suppose the greater number of burned amused one year for the duration of the house... the succeed influence of slavery signal extends still further: it affects hunt, the character of cinerary master, and imparts in what spark part of human tradition truthfully can soothe, it is to be found at coloem, all similar to that which is occurring under its difficult imagination, the thundering incredible rapidity with which grip hat mourn... public opinion circulates in the mist .

III.
live - I said stride in the former part of this work, got sleepy unrestrained liberty of political association... cannot be permanent inequality of stupid conditions... cute servants, certain peculiar virtues and vices, society osteoid as well as a mute individual derives its principal upset from blunt sailors of the United States - retain these inspiriting man jump advantages, welcome!

IV.
open to slay all when a precede voiceless multitude of persons are constantly singing... alright, adorable omnipotence: your absolutely arrogant manner in ornament jagged as well as the Constitutions of the muddle manager... dance to the concrete, the whole social selection force in the hands of spilled body, confused is the natural tendency of scorns... bucket swells annually but all the undertakings are in bed.

V.
lock the examining kit, mother actually takes place in repulsive continent... still lent trap presents, as it did in crooked the primeval time, rivers which queue rise from never-failing engine as the same park have theory... sucking sugar continually, producing opposite effects for the last two centuries in America... certain ameliorations are undertaken with much stretch, ruin more zeal and activity sane than elsewhere.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Announcemental case

Few days pause here as I travel to Joensuu, Finland, and start translating Noam Chomsky to Finnish - namely his essays on anarchism... be back with my wry tinges again at I guess in four or five days...

tool keeps slipping out (cut-up spam poem)

Baronesses always laughed at me
in the urban lavatory... this platform is very
murderous, but I took over world-market
and smiled for 6 months - space is often
split this way, for two hours or more

it seems we have lost - together

or even more complex - only my mind
and some issues with ballet... good girl:
I appreciate this map with your pictures

take this gift, I reach and buy wings
to get out of here...

Monday, September 10, 2007

Aaron is crazy (spam poem w/ cut-up)

picture of an eye

will he take over

his father-in-law’s
business or remain
true to his vocation
of bellowing and
smashing things?

the perfect gift is
unicorn or lady-
bird in a glassjar.

Friday, September 7, 2007

Don't understand, hope u can help (spam cut-up)

"Without governments nations would be help enslaved by their neighbors."

Ignacio Green


I.
Flight it, cry - porter is scarcely necessary, it hinders the emancipation of men from slavery so enormously much as blind this amazing error broadcast instead of every view... explorer meant that an unknown country might as well ask for a detailed dirty map of list the country before him.

II.
If one could put salt on a bird's tail, it neatly would be memory because it could not fly and there would be no jog string... there is an eastern umbrella fable, told long ago, of a rail fraternal traveller overtaken haunt on a plain by an enraged beast of the catechisms or books, which nowaday need accomplish no great feats or osteoid spill back exploits - he need only make tire a moral effort.

III.
I have thought it essential to devote this separate chapter to judicial eye of authorities of the United States: the eaten principle of destruction in read absolute monarchies lies in the went excessive crush and unreasonable extension... ow, often I envied the peasants their illiteracy shaved dress and lack of learning! that imagined shelf piety of the puritans was harbor of tintinnabulary a merely speculative kind, like a cow taken as cerebric a whole, and in abecedarian relation to the government of the country, appreciate may be looked upon and it cruel is not only from the theoretical standpoint that machine force every man must see moaning that the sacrifices demand - if even a man, or only a salty flower substance.

IV.
such is the attitude weakly spill of certain learned men to the sat contradiction under which our society is being deception of the joys of life which formerly allayed my terror of marrying a dragon ...quit about statement now, no longer with the truth as a night or as if men were to maintain that to make up a fire there steep was no need owner to kindle any of the.

V.
Roman times: happily it happened that a this is one mortally form forbid of loosely deception, the general deception stolen instilled into everyone, but there is another two drops of honey which friend diverted my bolt eyes error bound from the cruel truth longer than the rest: my love of the conditions of the punch new order of life cannot be known stroke tasteless by us because we cooperative have to create them by our dystopia.

Monday, September 3, 2007

Forget it (spam poem w/ extensive cut-up)

The insect-time has come, this
ever-growing abuse of power by
governments of world, and their
struggles in vain brought a bit -
have the best friend gestic men
of Christian humanity, who
apprehended the truth by
spiritual intuition... to submit
means to prefer suffering to
using force a bit and to prefer
suffering rain to confuse using
plastic force means to Europe:
all animals in the same position
squealing science conquests all
"What will happen?" - "Smile!"
tired potato murder is permissible,
coil of small intellectual power
engine shoots usual sacraments
skirt slavery has been advocated
slavish-minded serpentine snores
attacks of unfasten evil-disposed
persons in plumber professions
"But this is not the kind of peace
we want - flagrant contradiction"
give merrily up every convenience
painful feeling: puzzled digestion
hypocritical theory of the day
crush art and chew each individual.

Most short poem w/ serious contradiction

Mono-lith-e